The finished product
The internet is full of people obsessively pursuing the perfect home pizza (yes, Serious Eats, I'm looking at you). I am impressed by their dedication and their results. It's just…not me. The way I see it, if I want perfect pizzeria-style pizza, I'll…drive 25 minutes to my parents where I can order proper Chicago-style South Side thin crust. Okay, so maybe that was easier back when I wasn't in the pizza desert of a neighborhood I am now.